Bank Holiday Quackery Singalong
Inspiration in equal parts from Bad Science and Piggy Moo.
Listen, you slobs
Lying on your settees,
Guzzling chips and cheese
Guess what's gonna happen to you!
Listen, you blobs,
I've an alternative
Do as I say if you want to live!
Swallow up your beetroot juice
'Til your face goes red
Take good care of yourself
Or you'll drop down dead.
Stay away from MMR
Get the mumps instead
Take good care of yourself
Or you'll drop down dead.
So take your fish oil pill (Woo-oo)
Chlorophyll (Woo-oo)
Can't get ill (Woo-oo)
Not if you don't accumulate toxins!
Stick a magnet up your nose
When you go to bed
Take good care of yourself
Or you'll drop down dead.
Never have a pint of beer
Or a slice of bread
Take good care of yourself
Or you'll drop down dead.
Try a horny goatweed bar
With some tofu spread
Take good care of yourself
Or you'll drop down dead.
So boost your energy (Woo-oo)
Drink green tea (Woo-oo)
Work that Chi (Woo-oo)
Don't let the stress imbalance your chakras!
Never hold your mobile phone
Near your ears or head
Take good care of yourself
Or you'll drop down dead.
Eat algae every day (Woo-oo)
Get feng shui (Woo-oo)
Dead sea clay (Woo-oo)
and Goji berries make you immortal!
Stick a hosepipe up your bum
In the garden shed
Take good care of yourself
Or you'll drop down dead.
Labels: Boffinry, Cakes And Ale, Doggerel
posted by MissPrism at 6:37 pm
3 Comments:
I'm not sure we can afford to overlook the virtues of sticking a magnet up the nose whilst sleeping. I don't think such an act should be mocked, especially not for those with iron bedframes. And no looking at poo?
I like! Made me laugh...
I wrote that line first, and then checked to see whether anyone was actually selling nose magnets. Of course they were.
Marvellous.
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