Friday timewaster

If you're unlucky enough to have seen much of the BBC's Have Your Say page and its population of semi-literate racist trollards, then The Twat-O-Tron might make you, too, click and laugh repeatedly for a long time.

Limerick

A number I'd like to diminish
Is of Things That I Start And Don't Finish.
My socks are half-knit,
And my papers half-writ,

No need for you to have a bad week too, though.

I found an old favourite on youtube - GREAT, an Oscar-winning musical cartoon biography of Isambard Kingdom Brunel, full of Carry On-esque single entendres, made in 1975 by the creator of Roobarb. Apart from the natives in the "We're Victorians" song, the humour's not aged too badly, and the Big Top Hat Song is jolly catchy. This clip is part 1 of 3.

Bad week. Have a bird.

The Frogmouth is of mottled plume,
Its call is hoarse and hooty,
It swallows mice and doesn't chew'm.
That is its style of beauty.