I'm A Celebrity, Get Me A Job With The Tory Party

TV presenter Carol Vorderman has been appointed the Conservatives' "Maths Tsar" by David Cameron. No, really. She'll be touring schools and then delivering a report with suggestions for new education policies. Perhaps one day, thanks to her expert* guidance, British schoolchildren will be sufficiently numerate to work out that MMR is safe, "detox" is bollocks, and taking out a high-interest loan secured on your home is a very bad idea.

*Third class degree in engineering and knows her times tables.