29 April 2009

Good.

Commons defeats are nearly always good news.
Gurkha soldiers, who have for many years done the UK's most dangerous dirty work for a pittance, have now earned the right to come and live here if they so wish. Immigration minister Phil Woolas is wailing that up to 100,000 Nepalese will immediately swarm over to enjoy our renowned cuisine, fine weather and welcoming disposition, but as Monty Python so elegantly put it, this statement is quite meaningless as the phrase 'up to' clearly includes the number 'nought'.

I suppose I should grudgingly thank my otherwise fuckwitted MP for supporting the Gurkhas. It's also nice to see the Lib Dems getting off their arses for once, although it'll take a few more examples before I forgive them for being such a pathetic bunch of milquetoasts over the Iraq war.

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28 April 2009

I bin to London Zoo again

However, this here potto is from Quebec zoo.


Nocturnal House Triolet
If I only had a potto!
They're my favourite sort of lorid.
I would keep it in a grotto,
if I only had a potto,
and I'd feed it on risotto -
all those grubs and gum sound horrid.
If I only had a potto!
They're my favourite sort of lorid.

Addendum
A potoroo
Could live there too,
Inside the potto grotto zoo.

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01 April 2009

HOOOOOOO!




How many did you get right?

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